For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
I have a question for you guys: If you had to choose between 5 years more of life or a dinner with Tom Hiddleston. What restaurant would you go to?
look at that glorious hair
- Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
- Me: Final seasons.
- Me: Post-concert depression.
- Me: When there's no food.
- Me: Fictional characters dying.
- Me: Hipster blogs.
- Me: Crying over bands.
- Me: When ships aren't canon.
- Friend: ....
- Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
- Nicolas Cage: I'm going to steal The Declaration of Independence.
- Moriarty: I have an app for that.
